Marilyn Hepburn Judges Cannes

Cannes is a Film Festival? Oh, I thought it was a fashion show. Regardless, I will use my grading scheme to judge these stars on what’s really important.

Rating Key:

* No Admittance

** Standing Room Only

*** Press Pass

****Front Row

*****VIP

Paz Vega

In a blood red, strapless gown, Vega channels the late 1880s pencil silhouette, creating emphasis on all the right curves. With a bare face accented with red lips, Paz passes down the red carpet like a fashion temptress.
Rating: *****VIP


Salma Hayek

Salma wears a sea green Balenciaga dress, ornamented with rhinestone details at the shoulder and hem. Maybe it’s the way the skirt leaves the waist or possibly the ill-fitting top, but this dress wasn’t the best choice for Hayek. Besides, the little mermaid probably wants her fins back. Rating: *No Admittance


Elsa Pataky

Although this looks like a Donatella creation, Elsa Pataky wore a Grecian-inspired Roberto Cavalli gown, accessorized with simple jewelry and male arm candy. This Greek goddess scores high in the Cannes fashion competition.
Rating: ****Front Row