Marilyn Hepburn's Resort Itinerary

Vacationing with Karl and John

So, Karl Lagerfeld and John Galliano just called you to join them as they jet off to the island de jour. You cheerfully accept, but then realize that packing for such a journey will be a nightmare!
Not to worry, Marilyn Hepburn has laid out an outfit for each item on your itinerary.

Friday 9:00 AM – Get Ready for Take-Off
A long plane ride is no excuse to look like a broke biology major in her 3rd year of University. On the other hand, New York mornings can be cold. Battle altitude attitude and weather woes with white Chanel.

Friday 3:00 PM – Hit the Beach
While your jet-setting ensemble was fabulous, you wouldn’t want to be partial to Karl. Turn all 5 of the heads on your private beach with this orange Dior bathing suit. What the hell, throw some jewels on while you’re at it!

Friday 6:00 PM – Fine Dining
Dinner time rolls around and you find yourself in a restaurant full of women in LBDs. While the little black number should be a classic in every woman’s closet, we suggest a special Dior dress for this occasion.

Friday 10:00 PM – Cha-Ching Chanel!
Around 10:00, you and your two designer pals decide to try your luck at the casino. With all of the noise, music, lights, and excitement, you don’t want to blend into the background! Try a sparkling Chanel jacket and accessorize with long necklaces and a faux skinny-tie.

Saturday 9:00 AM – Breakfast and Shopping
Who better to have marmalade and Manolos with than Lagerfeld and Galliano? While Karl may still be dwelling on his ridiculous cactus diet, a bit of shopping cures all. Scope out the strip in pastel Chanel.